EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG
Bono: I love you.
Bono's Wife: Oh I love you back!
Bono: you what?
Bono's wife: I love you also, bono.
Bono: say it.
Bono's wife (grumbling): I love you too.
*the rest of U2 comes from behind the wall and starts playing Vertigo*
Bono's wife: I hate this and also everything.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”